Heute Nacht betäubt der Alkohol den Schmerz und ich rauche die Sorgen weg, ich werde vielleicht glücklich und fühle mich frei, wenigstens für ein paar Stunden.
(Quelle: kalteseele, via headache-killme)
Alle sagen “Du hast dich verändert”, aber keiner fragt warum…
(Quelle: mistfinger, via headache-killme)
When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
my cousin just tweeted “what if 11:11 wishes don’t come true because someone in the world wished they didnt” and now i am speechless
(via alleinuntervielen)
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people
(Quelle: dogs420, via satan-official)
